Picking lemons is pretty much an awesome thing. Usually done during daylight hours, really. But when one has things to cook and needs a lemon, and it happens to be pitch black outside, you do what you gotta do.
Whilst hunting for ripe lemons to use in the fish dish I was cooking up, a demon, a MONSTER loomed out of the darkness at me. No seriously, it was lurking in the darkness and when my flashlight hit it, OMG it was MONSTOR and GAH!!
I got the heebie-jeebies from a lemon. FROM A LEMON. Here, I'll show you why:DOOD AND OMG!! WTF is wrong with this lemon??!!!
In the end, I found a lemon that was not possessed by the spawn of the devil himself, but I decided that to save the souls of the other lemons on the tree, I would slay the beast and drag his carcass back inside. To show off, naturally.
It had to have a face, of course:
But once it had a face? It was really all over.
First it enslaved the Sprout to do its evil bidding:
Then it hatched a nefarious plot and, using it's evil, had the Sprout attack the Tall One:
The Tall One must of been the demon lemon's kind of evil, however, because they became friends. Friends that try to eat the other friend, but whatever:
And now the thing sits glowering in the kitchen, malevolent and evil, drying out and kinda still giving me the heebie-jeebies. The end.